Monday, 27 August 2012

blog 4

hello again...!
well this post has been brought on by the influx of warmer weather that we've had lately.
it has made me unfortunately aware of how not ready for summer i am.
not ready could be an absolute understatement. my legs look like tree plantations with forests of hair spread widely all over them and my under arms need de-fluffing.
the dark hairs are plucked out religiously but the longer blonde ones are just left to straggle around because i figure if some creep is looking THAT closely at my under arms they need a good biff in the face anyway...!
And the nether regions...i have already talked enough about those in blog 2.
i need to tone up..! de flab and make my body look like it has definition rather than just a shape.
so i have been researching things. researching is something i do well. i am researching all these healthy eating, bikini challenge things. so far they are all promoting the same things: healthy eating, regular exercise and lots of tan. i think i can do this.
the other thing that has been getting my research lately is bathers.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want a nice flattering one piece that will cover my butt and have room for my boobies..! not either/OR..! FFS! :S
they are either up the bum or tits out...! i just don't get it. and the one pieces... you have to be a stick to wear anything that is remotely fashionable!! i refuse to revert back to the options of kmart and target being my only place to buy a one piece! bikinis are still out as my tummy looks like a faded road map due to the twins growing in there and trashing the joint...! 25 and no bikinis. i have said it 1000 times but if i had of known what my body was going to look like after children i would have walked around naked beforehand. like totally naked. i didn't appreciate what i had. all the people who read this who have not yet had kids... GET YOUR CLOTHES OFF! love the skin you're in and embrace it. i miss my smooth, tight skin and my abs are buried under flabby skin that looks like a deflated balloon and we all know how sexy that is... its like wrinkly penis skin... BLERGH. nobody wants THEIR body to look like that...! sure. i love my kids. apples of my eye, loves of my life blah blah... but i also loved my smooth sexy body.
what in fresh hell happened to it...?!?!
SO i am going to tackle this thing head on. healthy eating, exercise and fake tan. any lovely people who read this are willing to join me and we can support each other! we must unite! i refuse to blind people at the beach in summer!!!
anyway i have gotten very off track!
better call it a night!
have fun & keep it real... yeah nuh.
x g

Thursday, 23 August 2012

blog 3

hello again readers!! if there is any of you!
sorry it has taken me a while to write another post.
life was busy and i was sick. Let's talk about that shall we...
Sick is awesome when you're the mummy.
Not only are you sicker than everyone else as you HAVE everyone else's bug because they cough and splutter this crud all over you BUT you also don't get the wonderful time to rest because your talented vagina turned you into a slave by default and there is no one... and I mean NO ONE looking after you for a long period of time...As in any longer than an interim of 5-30 mins.
You just need to suck that sickness up princess and solider on.
I have just recently been diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome (cfs). Cfs means that your immune system is basically non existent, and you're tired 95% of the time and don't even get me started on the muscle cramps etc. It is really not cool.
But on a happier note, it has been really nice to actually find out why my life has gotten so hard and unmanageable lately not to mention the constant sickness.
Speaking of which... my children have the ability to cough and sneeze DIRECTLY in my direction and into my open mouth. It is really a very clever aim. And not to mention frustrating. Which mean that EVERY bug the little dears pick up at school and child care get sent home and i have no defence against them...!
So i have been constantly sick for months. Its been terrible. the skin on my nose is non existent. I can't hear to save myself, which has resulted in my song pop scores plummeting! And i have a cough that makes me sound like I have smoked a pack a day for 50 years.
The thing that sucks the most about ALL of this is that now i have had to reduce all my physical activity down to just 3 classes a week at the gym. For some that doesn't sound so bad... SURE but I played 3 games of netball a week and tried to do a gym class a day..! So this is devastating news for me. I am also trying to shift the remaining baby bulge, that is now 3 years old... just about! So everything is on hold.
Anyway I have whined on long enough. The house isn't going to clean itself... unfortunately! And that's ANOTHER story!
talk soon!
g x

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

blog 2

hello again!!
I'm trying again at this blogging thing. i have been seeking advice and insight from those around me as to what to post about as my daily life might bore you all to death with the amounts of repeats in it... especially regarding my children!!
so i thought hey... why not just write about stuff that i have thought about or experienced that day.
so here goes;
today, like most days, i was immersed in communal showering. i have experienced this a lot in my house.
having 3 kids that know NO bounds when it comes to privacy or alone time means that i don't get to poop, pee or change any pad or tampon without a million questions or prying eyes and fingers trying to get around the door... and today it was the showers turn. i couldn't even wash my bottom without the entourage of questions...!! i love the question about "why my is my front bottom 'hairy'?" :| WTF....
F*!% OFF!!! its my bits and MY business!
yes, admittedly, you once resided there but that gives you NO right to go snooping and asking a million questions about MY stuff! it also sends me into a barrage of guilt about letting my nether regions get a TINY bit overgrown in the colder months... so i instantly jump on the defensive...! i also hope that if i dodge the question quickly with a fairly open ended response they will accept it and lose interest in my bits and go back to unfolding all the face washers and making a 'bridge' with them on the floor...! :s
this is also something i HATE them doing BUT my floor is generally clean and if it keeps their prying eyes and questions off me then UNFOLD away kiddies!
wow i just realised that this is a massive rant :O sorry... i better go to bed now anyway as its 12:30AM and i don't really fancy watching horses do stuff at the Olympics on the tv... zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz... but by all means horses... win GOLD!
night night.
g

Monday, 6 August 2012

the first lonely post...

ok so the time has come for me to attack this blogging business...
what to blog about...?
life...? its a pretty standard blog but hey...
ok well i'll start with today.
had to get up and take lily(nearly 6yrs) to school and wake her two younger sisters up from their peaceful slumber to drag them along because nearly 3 years old is not old enough to be left at home unsupervised... according to law. not that i would anyway but sometimes it would make life so much easier.
anyway then i came home did the breakfast thing and have been doing washing ever since. this is the first time i have actually sat down today and in that moment i decided to write a blog.
this is probably boring the pants off people and if they are still reading then kudos to you and A+ for persevering...!
some things that i love to do when i get a chance to sit is go and check out 'parenting illustrated by crappy pictures' and 'jenna marbles' on youtube both these things crack me up and are right up my humour alley!! jenna does swear but its funny and i also swear more than i'd like to admit...
anyway the washing has finished in the machine yet again so i better go and hang it out in the crispy winter air to not dry bt not be as wet as when i hung it out :)
i will try and make this blog more interesting... and think of some things to talk about. but for now... hello. this is me. :)